Someone on 2p2 immediately set up a 2p2 husng club which got some reasonable interest, and yesterday we had a friendly tournament just to get things started. Only 8 people registered though which was a bit of a shame. Hopefully it’ll pick up some steam soon, although I know Palinca (regular poster on there) has also been trying to get some tournaments going for forum regulars, and he hasn’t succeeded much either.

Even for just the 8 of us it was a lot of fun. Plenty of chat between the players, and not too much hanging around. Reckon I’ll stick with it to see if it grows…

Bank holiday monday, nothing else to do and plenty of time, so figured I’d stick a bit of cash onto Pokerstars and play their HU knockout MTTs (where it’s $10 buy-in, then you win $5 for each player you knockout). I thought I’d keep signing up for them throughout the day while taking down a few regular husngs in the quiet spots.

Didn’t even get that far.

I registered for the first one and opened a regular husng while waiting. In the opening hands I tried a few cbets to see where I stood – he called all of them and we went to a cheap showdown where he had bottom pair each time.

I then tried a few delayed cbets and some check-raises. Every time I got called, and somehow he had a piece of the board. I figured I couldn’t put him down as a calling station as he had hit each time, even though he was calling really light.

I finally hit a flop, albeit OOP. I lead out each street with him calling me down. He paired his King on the river and took that pot.

I was starting to feel a bit incredulous, plus a bit short of chips. There were a ton of hands like this;

At least he couldn’t get value out of monsters, but I was running out of ideas. I had won a pot only twice out of 80 or so hands (I 3bet pre and missed on the dryest board ever – had to lead out and he folded. The other hand was a flopped straight!).

Finally I was desperate with 500 chips – my KQ hit top pair on 7KTr, I raised and he shoved to show AQ. A Jack landed on the river and game over.

Amazing. But what can you do? The MTT started and I tried to shrug it off.

First game was a Russian maniac. Every pot had a stupid reraise somewhere (several 4bets at times). Finally it came down to my TT vs his AJ, and he hit. So that was that – next MTT in an hour.

So I went back to regular games while waiting. And again all the players were hitting any part of the board and calling down. Over and over again.

Tilted beyond comprehension, I withdrew the remaining cash from PS and gave up. It was only mid-day, ruined utterly

I don’t believe poker is rigged at all, but it’s so easy to see why so many people do. At the microstakes if anyone with the smallest amount of money can play, then why not be giant calling stations – it’s all about the gamble! When their J2 hits a KQ2 board for the win, then whoohoo!

Maybe if I called every street a bit more I could win too…

So I had a look at the tourneys to see what was happening, and a $3 180man rebuy was about to fill so I jumped in. Figured it’d be good for something to do while the Grand Prix was on.

While waiting for it to start I filtered my HEM onto MTTs that were 180 entrants or more, and was amazed to see that out of the dozen or so I’d played I’d cashed in 30%! They were almost all $2 games, usually all for the same reason I’d entered this $3 game (killing time basically). None of them had cashed that high, but it was almost $100 profit, which is pretty sweet for $2 games (ok, not that sweet considering they were MTTs, but it’s still a nice ROI of 180%).

Since this $3 game was a rebuy obviously the first 30 minutes was a ridiculous shovefest. I kinda stayed out of it until the last minute and put a few of my own shoves in before getting the add-on (didn’t go my way of course, so started after the break with what the minimum – or should be the minimum, it’s surprising how many people didn’t rebuy or add-on though, so really I wasn’t in bad shape). It occured to me that rebuys make for a low rake game – I’d always steered clear of them, but it makes sense to me now.

I had a reasonable run and moved up to roughly top third of stacks, then did this;

Insane, or genius read? Figured there were far more bluffs in his range than actually hitting that king (um, didn’t really consider the possibility of PPs though, which was a mistake really). Really I should have played it as a stop and go, and donk-shoved the flop (I’m not that brave though).

Anyway, that put me as chipleader. I maintained it more or less until we were ITM. It then faded a bit and I finally go to the final table as the middle stack – even though many of us were still reasonably deep (kinda, M’s > 8 at least) the play was very aggressive and I hadn’t anything that stood up in even a small way.

I tried one raise from the CO which got shoved on and I folded. I was then down to an M of 3 and this happened;

so I went out as 9th with a little win of $29. So frustrating when the big prize of $500 was only 8 seats away and I’d just beat 171 other people to get there. I then kicked myself even harder when I realised the SB would be totally fucked after paying the BB and if I’d only waited another orbit I’d have doubled my prize (in my dreams maybe, much more likely is that the little shit would have doubled up).

$50 entry fee, so that makes the most expensive tournament I’ve ever paid for. I considered some of the satellites, but I’d probably take several attempts and be wasting the money and time anyway. If I can pay S1ndr0me $50 in a stupid prop bet, then I can pay it for a tournament where I might do ok. The main downside is that it’s another Sunday late nighter, but what can you do. This time I won’t down a bottle of wine before starting though, so that might help.

Which reminds me – the $215 SCOOP ticket I won on that WBCOOP tourney is getting closer to being spent. Pokerstars has released the schedule for it now, although the heads up tournaments don’t have any $215 buy-ins -the closest are $162 and $270 entries. Can I split my ticket? I need to write to support to find out (now that I’m thinking about it I’ll do it now!). If I can’t split it I’ll have to use it on a regular FR tournament which I suck at. Stupid non-transferrable, non-cashable tickets…

Sure, he loves his poker alright – but has he ever run around spilling his piss bottle around the room and then taken a victory swig? No sir, I bet he hasn’t…

Bit of a bingo game going on…

On the brighter side I had a go at at HU SNG’s as recommended by Yegor. Technically I’m rolled for $10 games, but I tried out the $5 ones first just to get my toes wet.

So far, won 7, lost 1 Profitz of $28

Obviously I’m very pleased with that. I’m also pleased with the way I played – the wins were ‘real’ wins rather than suckouts, although I did hit some very nice hands along the way. Best of all was the feeling of crushing the life out of my opponents. I suspect HU could be a very ego inflating game

Update: survived my first desperate shove Q8 vs AK, fortunately hitting a Q… Still an M of about 4, so not looking so hot

Update II: Hooray, survived 2nd shove. M maybe 5 or 6? Can never work these things out on the fly…

Update III: And another! Ok, M is 8 now, back in the game… Still way down the field, about 530th out of 880 (ITM is 150 places)

Update IV: Won a reasonable pot – M of 10, although stack is still only 3/4 of the average. Lots of action on the table still – crazy crazy people…

(forget the Update xx crap). Another couple of nice pots. Now have an above average stack, M = 21 & 296/716…

How’s this for value betting

Unfortunately threw it away a few hands later. M down to 13. 300th out of 530

Damn, just lost half my stack to a draw that failed. Villain had AK on the button – smooth called pre. Looks like he got more value out of it that way for sure (needed an idiot like me to do it)

Ahh, got a set of tens. Didn’t get a complete double up out of it though, wasn’t sure how to play it – two tone flop & I’m always paranoid of those things. More than I should be…. 356th out of 411. Still not great…

AK hits on the flop but I’m left with PSB for my whole stack so I go ahead and push. Villains (2 of ‘em) fold. M now 7. 270th out of 380. Stack about 1/2 average. Maybe should have eeked more value out, but again two tone flop – I’m such a chicken!

Crap! Mess up with the same villain who smooth called earlier with AK. And he had AK again!!! And he smooth called pre with them again!!!!! (exclamation mark overdose…)

I’m left with about one orbit of blinds & antes left, so shove my K8 suited. Fortunately half the table calls. My K8 hits a K on the flop, holds up and I’m back to where I was before I messed up against AK doofus. Not that that says much… M is 3, I’m 325 out of 343. Things are looking grim as we go into the second break.

Oh well, with M of 3 I shoved ATs, got called by 77 and didn’t hit on the flop. 339th from 1740 runners.

I’ve registered for the main event on Sunday. Hopefully that’ll go better. Is it worth blogging like this while it’s on (like some idiot twatter)? If this was even vaguely interesting tell me and I’ll announce my hole cards throughout the main event (yeah, right).

The games are at 17:00 ET. It really annoys me that they state times as ET – what is that? There isn’t an ET timezone – there’s EST for east coast USA (or eastern australia), CET for central europe, EET is east europe. I guess they mean east coast States – typical American internet myopia (which also means a crappy 10pm starting time).

None of the following text is mine, the sneaky buggers have managed to get a bunch of links from this. Oh well, $60k freeroll is good enough I guess.