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F*@#in Rigged!

You may remember how when I redeposited I received a nice heater session and made about $30.

Well now that PokerShits have given me the deposit bonus, they’ve rewarded me with a nice cooler session;

22may09

  • Flopped Straight
    $0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
    6 players

    Stacks:
    UTG ($14.55)
    UTG+1 ($7.20)
    Hero (CO) ($10.35)
    BTN ($4.20)
    SB ($10.70)
    BB ($6.05)

    Pre-flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is CO Q T
    UTG raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.40, 3 folds

    Flop: K 9 J ($0.95, 2 players)
    UTG goes all-in $14.15, Hero goes all-in $9.95

    Turn: 6 ($25.05, 2 players)

    River: 6 ($25.05, 2 players)
    Hero says “crap”

    Final Pot: $20.85
    UTG shows: J J
    Hero shows: Q T

    UTG wins $24.05 ( won +$9.50 )
    Hero lost -$10.35 (but discovers ‘crap’ isn’t a banned word in chat)

  • Trip Kings
    $0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
    6 players

    Stacks:
    UTG ($20.65)
    UTG+1 ($7.05)
    Hero (CO) ($6.25)
    BTN ($7.50)
    SB ($7.45)
    BB ($4.70)

    Pre-flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is CO K T
    2 folds, Hero calls $0.10, BTN calls $0.10, SB calls $0.05, BB checks

    Flop: K K A ($0.40, 4 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.40, BTN calls $0.40, SB calls $0.40, BB folds

    Turn: 2 ($1.60, 3 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $0.90, BTN raises to $1.80, SB folds, Hero goes all-in $5.75, BTN calls $3.95

    River: 9 ($13.10, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $13.10
    Hero shows: K T
    BTN shows: K J

    BTN wins $12.45 ( won +$6.20 )
    SB lost -$0.50
    BB lost -$0.10
    Hero lost -$6.25 (but discovers ‘you fucking wanker’ is banned from chat)

  • Finally, Tilt!
    $0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
    6 players

    Stacks:
    UTG ($2.60)
    UTG+1 ($10.25)
    CO ($19.10)
    BTN ($24.55)
    Hero (SB) ($8.50)
    BB ($4.85)

    Pre-flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is SB J J
    UTG calls $0.10, UTG+1 raises to $0.70, 2 folds, Hero goes all-in $8.50, 1 fold, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $7.80

    Flop: 7 T 4 ($17.20, 2 players)

    Turn: T ($17.20, 2 players)

    River: 3 ($17.20, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $17.20
    UTG+1 shows: K K
    Hero shows: J J

    UTG+1 wins $16.35 ( won +$7.85 )
    UTG lost -$0.10
    Hero lost -$8.50 and starts crying like the little girl he is

What hurts more is that the first half of the session I was being dealt hand after hand – my VP$IP was over 35 and I was even hitting plenty of flops. I couldn’t make anything really pay off, although it did all add up to $10 which at the time I was happy with. Just a teaser before they kick you in the nuts, clearly.

ps. stealing still working – made me $6 that session. Whoop-de-fucking-do.

Update:
Ok, so I’m pissed off & not wanting to play any more poker. However, as usual, like Michael Corleone, it keeps dragging me back in… Rather than play, I went over my abysmal session and decided that while I did make some dumb mistakes, the score didn’t reflect the game. I reckon I deserved to lose $10 really, but other than that I was doing ok. Tilt was bad though towards the end – I feel it happening, and should quit there and then.

btw, more proof how stealing from the button is completely and utterly worth doing with ATC, here’s my lifetime history filtered down to where I had a steal opportunity on the button and raised;
stealing
31BB/100! For a long time I’ve always held back, only stealing when the blinds were clearly tight – only if both blinds had VP$IP of less than 25 did I usually try. Notice the nice increase of the last ~300 hands – that’s where I’ve switched to ATC. They would have to defend their blinds more than 50% of the time (between them) to make it unprofitable for me, and it just doesn’t happen…

ah, but here’s the flip-side. How about when I’m facing a steal attempt;
facingsteal
They virtually cancel each other out. However what is looking good is again the more recent hands – my defending is getting better and making the losses level out. Plotting them together shows that over the last 800 times I’ve been in a steal or defend situation, I’ve made a steady increase which came to $40 (about 16BB/100)

5 Responses to “F*@#in Rigged!”

  1. yegor says:

    check roseeker’s blog – he’s $6500 below allin EV playing 25nl and 50nl. jokerstars is rigged obv :)

    hope soon you’ll discover the art of 3-betting from the blinds vs a steal ;)

    crap
    [krap] noun, verb, crapped, crap?ping.
    –noun
    1. (in craps) a losing throw, in which the total on the two dice is 2, 3, or 12.
    hm?

  2. Meteoric says:

    I’m doing ok with 3betting against steals, although I don’t like doing it light (yet) – the third hand was just all out donkey tilt!

    What kind of crap dictionary is that?

    crap: Noun. 1. Nonsense, rubbish, something useless or not good.
    2. An act of defecation.
    3. Faeces.
    Exclam. An exclamation of disbelief, annoyance.
    Verb. To defecate. Defecate is infact a euphemism meaning to purify or cleanse. E.g.”He crapped behind a tree and wiped his arse with a huge leaf.”
    Adj. Rubbishy, of no worth.

  3. Andrew says:

    Whilst hindsight is 20/20:-
    Why aren’t you raising the KTs from the CO ?
    Why are you flatting the QTo ? It’s dominated by so many hands.

  4. Meteoric says:

    Ah, I wondered if anyone would notice that I’d limped in there :-) Honestly, I never ever limp (I used to limp the occasional suited connector, but stopped when I realised it wasn’t really working), but on that situation I was already tilted, and thinking of quitting – it was more of a couldn’t care less move and I was about to quit. Losing that hand though really pushed me over the edge a bit though, and that’s where I started shoving stupidly.

    As for the QTo, you’re right, that was a bit loose of me…

  5. Andrew says:

    Tilt is schneaky like that, it quietly creeps up behind you and suddenly you’re shoving Q high because you think the other bloke is full of crap.
    Stop playing !
    Get up from the computer and take a breather, go veg out in front of the TV for an hour.
    Then come back and review your session, it’s much easier to do with a clearer head.


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